- It's Not Funny Til It Gets Embedded In Yer Head.
- December 28th, 2009
Last night, I learned about some religious zealots who don't believe in the whole Christ/God thing, but have the same insane fervour and right-winged outlook as the best Fox News show you can think of.
Apparently, when they sing "Kumbaya," instead of "My Lord," they add in "Bob Dylan." Because saying "My Lord" is just like sinning. Just saying the name of the deity is like blaspheming. So when they pray, they substitute other names so God doesn't get offended.
I have been singing "Kumbaya, Bob Dylan, Kumbayaaaaa" for about six hours now.
The power of Bob Dylan compells me.
Your assignment: continue with this theme.